Free Skits – The Rescue Shop

There are about 180 skits on the Free Skits page now, which has made it cumbersome to scroll through them, so the skits are being grouped together in their Series, to make it easier to search. Individual Skits will be deleted when they are put on here in their Series. Skits are all in black and white now, and in a 12-point font, instead of the original 14-point font.

These Skits are in the Public Domain, and are free to download, copy, and perform.
The content of the skits can be changed to suit those performing them.
Click on the Skit title to download as a PDF.

Annie and God Skits #1-5
A young girl’s take on the language of adults.

Free Will Skits #1-10
The Lord gave everyone Free-will, meaning we all have the freedom to choose our own destiny. No-one is given the authority to make choices for anyone else, except adults for their children, before they come of age and are accountable to the Lord for themselves. It is better for a person to make a wrong choice for themselves, than to have someone else make a right choice on their behalf, because that is out of the Will of God.

Ghosts of Christmas Past Skits #1-5
As Christians, we are called to, ‘Go into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature.’ We are the light of our generation, and we have a responsibility to warn the unsaved of the perils of their sins, and of their doom, if their sins aren’t atoned for. If we don’t warn them, our slothfulness will come back to haunt us during this life, or at the Judgement seat of Jesus Christ.

I am God Skits #1-6
We attend Fellowship to be in the Presence of God, share with others who know Him personally, and learn how to be better Servants of His. If we go there because we will get a fifty-dollar infringement fine for non-attendance if we don’t, or because of any other type of coercion, we are going in a wrong spirit, and might as well stay at home.

Neville the Evangelist Skits #1-4
To an Evangelist, there are no grey areas, black is black, and white is white, and never the twain shall meet. Our friend Neville sees everything, and everyone, from the Lord’s point of view.

The Blonde leading the Blonde Skits #1-4
The Lord said, “If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.” Neither Erica nor Natalie are the sharpest women on the block.

Thy Word is Truth Skit #1-4
The Bible means just what it says, although sometimes what it says depends on who is reading it.

Udders The Viking Skits #1-2 & The Outlaw Rex Foley Skits #1-2
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That is true, so these skits are just for fun.

Rosie the Teacher Skit #1 Mute
A skit about Rosie, the teacher.

Leave the dead to bury the dead Skit #1 In the world but not of the world
The Lord accepts and uses as much, or as little as we surrender to Him, but his desire is that we surrender our all to Him, and serve Him whole-heartedly.

These signs shall follow them that believe Skit #1
What happens when your Church says one thing, and God seems to say another? Which is more important to you?

These signs shall follow them that believe Skit #2 If they drink any deadly thing
If we drink poison on purpose we will die, but if we are poisoned in Service to the Lord, His Promise is, ‘it shall not hurt them’.

When Love is the Enemy of God Skit #1
Love drives us to share the hope of eternity with others, but love which hinders us from sharing that, is not true love, it is love which has become the enemy of God.

God does nothing, except in answer to prayer Skit #1 They shall lay hands on the sick
John Wesley was right, God does nothing, except in answer to prayer.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #1 The Prayer Warrior
Being faithful to your church, is not the same as being faithful to God.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #2 The Woman Pastor
No one can serve God outside of the Scriptures.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #3 The Apostle Kathryn Klink
When someone acts or believes contrary to the Word of God, Then they did not get that from God.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #4 The Greatest Love Story of the Century
It’s true…God doesn’t have any favourites who can do anything they want to, and get away with it, His favourites are those who are obedient to His Holy Word.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #5 Lana Smith
God’s Word is truth, He never needs to change it for any reason, It is mankind who change God’s Word to suit themselves.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #6 Democracy
Our lives can be self-centred, or Christ centred, Either we think, ‘Not my will but thine be done’, or, ‘Not Thy Will but mine be done’.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #7 Sunday morning party
The Lord Jesus said, ‘Thy Word is Truth.’, It always was, and it always will be, Nothing new trumps the Word of God.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #8 The one true religion
When we step off this earth, we go to be with God, and only God’s way matters there.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #9 Responsible with no responsibilities
We can accept the ‘cheap grace,’, which this world offers us freely, or the true grace which God offers us, which will cost us a Hebrews 11 life.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #10 The lie doctor
Sowing a faith seed is only a scam used by criminals, to rob the desperate of their cash.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #11 Billy Chin Chin
Too many people speak for God, without God, especially when they’re lying.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #12 You old devil
The reason why people can believe in delusions, is because they want to, Not so much for themselves, but to impress others.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #13 Show and tell
A woman may be truly pure in heart, but that sinner who looks at her when she is immodestly dressed, is not.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #14 The dirty old man
No man can forgive sins, but for 2000 years certain priests have believed they had the authority to do just that, which is lies.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #15 God’s grandchildren
God doesn’t make mistakes, When he said, ‘Ye must be born again’, it wasn’t an option.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #16 The light of the world
The reason why we have false prophets, is because there are those who want to have others follow them, without being ordained to it by the Lord.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #17 The lie doctor 2
God is love, but He’s also just.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #18 Pauline Black
Television Evangelists are among the most appallingly parasitical creatures outside of the Kingdom of God.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #19 Variety is the spice of death
They two shall become one flesh’, That’s how the Lord views marriage.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #20 The wide and easy way
Wide and easy is just that, very easy, There are no demands put upon you, there is no self-sacrifice, there is no denying yourself, there is only subjection to your own desires and pleasures.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #21 The apostacy
Mark Twain wisely said, ‘It’s easier to deceive someone, than to convince them they’ve been deceived’.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #22 The Lawyer
When God forgives sin, it is forgotten so much, that even God Himself cannot remember it, or bring it up before us again.

Disappointments at the Judgement Skit #23 Lie Doctor 3. Thieving Prayer
So many got away with things on earth, but no-one gets away with them at the Judgement.

Famous Moments in History Skit #1 Our thousand year Reich
Adolf Hitler thought he could get away with anything, because there was none above him in Germany, but there was One above him in Eternity.

Famous Moments in History Skit #2 A better world for everyone
To achieve Socialism, rivers of blood must flow, it’s what they all believed, and it was fine, as long as it was someone else’s blood.

Grumpy old Ted Skit #1 A sunny day at the park
It’s a shame, to get to the end of a long life, and be as sour as vinegar.

Those who missed it Skit #1 Noah’s Friends
Because your friend is right with God, it doesn’t mean you are right with Him, everyone must answer for themselves.

Those who missed it Skit #2 The Rapture
When a warning is given about something, we need to take heed to it, because sometimes there is only one warning given, and after that it’s too late.

Curry and Rice Skit #1 God speak English
We won’t all have to learn English, or Chinese, or Afrikaans, to communicate in Heaven, because the Lord has a better way.

Curry and Rice Skit #2 Just add curry
Many people can’t help making a noise, just for the sake of making a noise, they will ramble on and on about nothing…even when no one else is listening any longer.

Pastor Shepherd Skit #1 Partners
The word of God is God’s Will. Free Will gives everyone the choice to obey God’s Will, or decide their own will.

Crossing Bridges Skit
A basic Salvation Skit. Showing the result of ignoring the warnings.

The Mighty Me Skit #1 Bookshop
A skit about how the ‘New’ man is influenced by the ‘Old’ man.

The Mighty Me Skit #2 Donuts
Our conscience was given to protect us from ourselves.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #1 Shoes
Do you just want any old pair of shoes?….Or a pair of size 8 wide, brown shoes?….Then ask for them.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #2 Marriage
So you’re looking for a husband or a wife? Do you want to choose what they look like?

Being specific in Prayer Skit #3 Best Wishes
It’s our Prayers that get answered, not our wishes.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #4 Is Better better
Is better, better?…Or is it better?….And if someone needs ‘help’.. Do they need ‘help?’.. or ‘help?’.. or help?

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #5 Decisions decisions
Ask for exactly what you want, so you know what you’ll get.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #6 I can hear music
The Lord Jesus told a Parable to the end that men should always pray and not faint.. And when these guys get a new toy.. you really need to do that.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #7 The Cross
The Lord Jesus told a Parable to the end that men should always pray and not faint.. And when these guys get a new toy.. you really need to do that.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #8 The Poetry
Whether we pray in rhyme or not, doesn’t matter, as long as we pray from the heart.

Being Specific in Prayer Skit #9 Bluetooth
It doesn’t matter how you pray. How loud or how softly, how good or how badly. It only matters that you believe.

The Last man Standing Club Skit #1 – Creation
Nothing just happens. You can’t have an effect without a cause. And you can’t have a creation without a creator.

The Last man Standing Club Skit #2 – Law and Order
You can’t have order in Nature by chance anymore than you can have order in a phone-book by chance.

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #3 – The Invention
Just because something is convenient or good, doesn’t mean it will be popular

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #4 – The Motor Car
Motorcars, like everything else, don’t just happen. And, they didn’t evolve from school boys marbles.

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #5 – Happy Birthday
What do you give the man who has everything? A photo of yourself of course, again.

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #6 – Give up Comedy
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is comedy in the ear of the hearer?

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #7 – The Architect Skit
The origin of all things is Spiritual. But the Spiritually blind have to explain things in ways their limited understanding allows them to.

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #8 – The origin of Dumbkins
Just because we all have family trees, doesn’t mean that we all descended from monkeys.

The Last Man Standing Club Skit #9 – The Interview
Things don’t happen because they’re proven true, they’re proven true because they happen.

The Church Of Saint Judas Iscariot The Burgler Skit #1 One Of Us
Instead of teaching God’s Word as Truth, too many Churches today cater to the people who attend, or those they are hoping to attract.

The Church Of Saint Judas Iscariot The Burgler Skit #2 The Pot And The Kettle
There is no such thing as Good sin and Bad sin… In the eyes of God it’s all Filthy Rotten Sin.

The Pot And The Kettle
There is no such thing as ‘good’ sin, and ‘bad’ sin, in the eyes of God it’s all filthy rotten sin.

Strange Experiences skit #1 Noah and the Ark
Too often, what we do in this life is conditioned by what others might think of us.

Strange Experiences skit #2 Walking on water
How do you explain something to your friends that they’ve never seen before. Something that defies everything they already know? Can you do it?

Strange Experiences skit #3 The Damascus Road
When we read events in the Bible, we accept that the things that were written are all that happened. But, they don’t record the undercurrents as best friends became former friends.

Strange Experiences Skit #4 God on the Seashore
So you heard God calling you? And what did your friends say? Or more importantly…..What didn’t they say?

Strange Experiences Skit #5 Abe and Sarah
Could you believe it if your Grandma announced she was going to have a baby?

The Ten Commandments Skit
The Bible asks ‘Can a nation be born in one day?’…Yes in one day all the Elect Israel will be saved.

The Humble Brothers Skit – Smiles
Pride is a terrible thing. Pride is why Sodom and Gomorrah were burned

The Good Atheist Skit (A re-telling of the Good Samaritan)
The Lord said, “Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.”

The Boiled Egg Ass Riders Club Skit #1 The Woman at the Well
The Woman at the Well. John Chapter 4

Its No Laughing Matter Skit
Hell is no laughing matter. It’s a real literal place. A Gospel skit.

The Good News Skit
The Good News will not get you out of hell. But, it does tell you how to avoid going there. A Gospel skit.

Mary McCarty Skit
We all have to take risks in life, and taking a risk always involves an element of the unknown.

The Boys Club Skit #1 Burnt Offerings
Did you get married to have someone to divide the expenses and chores of life with? Or was it….?

The Boys Club Skit #2 No Parking
Did you get married to have someone to cook your meals just the way you like them? Or was it to spend your life with the one who you couldn’t live without?

The Boys Club Skit #3 The Garden Gnome
Why did you get married? Was it to have someone to do all the chores you don’t like doing?

The Boys Club Skit #4 The Good Oil
Every page in the Bible must reveal Jesus Christ to us or we’ve missed something. We’ve missed the reason why that page was included in the Bible.

The Boys Club Skit #5 Alcoholics Alotofus
All things are lawful for us, but all things are not good for us.

The Boys Club Skits #6 Hedging your Bets
Marriage is about companionship, it isn’t a sparring match.

The Boys Club Skits #7 The Drunkfood Cookbook
Free-will gives everyone the liberty to choose what they eat for breakfast, or at any other time.

The Boys Club Skits #8 Happy Birthday Harriet
What do you give the one you love for their birthday? What they want? Or, what you want?

The Boys Club Skits #9 Dinners on me
What’s mine is yours… And what’s yours is mine…. Isn’t that how it goes?

The Boys Club Skits #10 The Earthfood Cookbook
Everyone eats dirt some time.

The Boys Club Skits #11 Funny Business
Not everyone needs beer coolers.

The Boys Club Skit #12 What’s in a Frame?
There’s recycling, and recycling.

The Boys Club Skit #13 A Crash Course
What’s yours isnt always mine.

The Boys Club Skit #14 Boys Club Wisdom
How smart can a few beers make a guy?

The Boys Club Skit #15 The Boys Club Funny Afternoon
What’s the difference between ‘funny ha ha,’ and funny if you’re drunk?

The Boys Club Skit #16 No more Happy Birthdays
Just having birthdays isn’t what makes you older.

The Boys Club Skit #17 The Hairy man of the Coromandel
Just because your wife’s away, you don’t have to live like the Hairy man of the Coromandel.

The Boys Club Skit #18 On the Nose
Does lying really make your nose grow longer?

The Church of St Phebalium at the Mall Skit #1
The cry of one voice among the billions of others will always get the Lord’s undivided attention and response.

Thus Saith the Lord Skit #1 Ahaz
Mankind can treat their Creator as if He is subject to them, but when they take their last breath, they will learn differently.

Thus Saith the Lord Skit #2 Caesar
We are told to render to render to Caesars, so Caesar must learn to render to God what is God’s.

Waggers Skit #1 Grass Growers
Just for fun.

Waggers Skits #2 The Hold Up
Just for fun.

Waggers Skits #3 Champion of Champions
Just for fun.

Waggers Skits #4 Fairs Fair
Just for fun.

Word Of Knowledge #1 A Time to speak
God is Omniscient, meaning He knows all things. So, He gets it right, first time, every time.

Word Of Knowledge #2 When God speaks
God doesn’t make mistakes, and He never says anything which isn’t true.

Watch and Pray Skit #1 Lady Luck
If you’re told something’s a steal, then it probably is.

Watch and Pray Skit #2 Star of the Show
There’s one born every minute, and it isn’t a star.

Watch and Pray Skit #3 Roses
There’s no fool like an old fool.

Watch and Pray Skit #4 Boarding Gate
Man’s works are no replacement for God’s works.

Watch and Pray Skit #5 Shells
The true value of anything is what its owner values it at.

Watch and Pray Skit #6 Presents
While we still have time, we need to face reality, and confront it honestly.

Watch and Pray Skit #7 All that glitters is not gold
When someone offers you all you want, if you just give them something first, then you know it’s a scam.

Political Incorrectness Skit 1 – Space Trek
In the ‘Politically Correct’ world, ‘Truth’ can be stranger than fiction.

Political Incorrectness Skit 2 – Truth and Error
In the ‘Politically Correct’ world, today’s ‘Truth’ is what you make it today.

Political Incorrectness Skit 3 – The Invisible Mann
When fiction becomes Truth and Truth is banned, it shows how stupid some people can be.

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #1 Smoking It
Making something legal, doesn’t make it right.

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #2 The Man Trap
If you want to catch a fish, you need to use bait that will attract him.

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #3 Lady Luck
If you want to catch the Lady of your dreams, a skip on the lawn, and some deodorant can help as much as years of Prayer.

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #4 The Wild Man
Spraying on deodorant that smells like a ‘Wild Man,’ won’t make you into one. Change happens on the inside.

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #5 The Price Of Freedom
There is ‘Free’ and ‘Free,’ and ‘Free’ isn’t always ‘Free.’

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #6 Talkback
Where there’s a question, there’s an answer, so if you ask for questions, you have to be prepared to answer the hard ones.

The Fudders and Dork Show Skit #7 The Flattened Earth
Solving the impossible is all in a days work for some.

The Parables of Jesus #1 The Sower
How we respond to the Word of God, is the most important decision we will ever make in life.

The Miracles of Jesus Skits #1 Blind Bartimaeus
The One who created sight, can restore it for a blind man.

The Miracles of Jesus Skits #2 Feeding the five Thousand
When Jesus took a boy’s lunch, and fed a multitude with it, He was proving that He was Emmanuel, God with us.

Angel Story Skits #1 The Pharisee and the Tax Collector
God resists the proud, but gives grace to the humble.

Angel Story Skits #2 The Woman Taken in Adultery
It takes two to tango, and one shouldn’t pay for the sins of two.

Reverend Blood and Thunder Skits #1 Stairway to Heaven
Nobody is truly saved, by scaring them out of going to Hell.

Reverend Wolff in Sheeps Clothing Skits #1 Johnny Embezzler
There is nothing covered that shall not be revealed, and hid, that shall not be known.

Reverend Wolff in Sheeps Clothing Skits #2 Mrs Adulteress
Explaining away someone’s sins, will never absolve them, or clear their conscience.

Disciple Stories #1 Peace, be Still
In God’s realm, everything obeys its Maker.

Disciple Stories #2 The Great Draught of Fishes
In the beginning God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light, at His command. He told Peter to drop his net into an empty sea, and it was full of fish, at His command.

Disciple Stories #3 Five Loaves and Twelve Baskets
The Disciples only had a boys lunch to feed many thousands of people. But, when the Lord Jesus blesses something, it makes the impossible possible.

Judgement Day Skit #1 Asher Yarafat
God is no respecter of persons. (Acts 10:34). All sinners will be judges according to their works, from the (supposedly) greatest, to the (supposedly) least.

Judgement Day Skit #2 What’s sauce for the pig
There are many mock trials on earth, but there are no mock trials in heaven.

Judgement Day Skit #3 Mark Karl
No, it isn’t one of those, It’s a Lake of Fire, where the souls and spirits of unrepentant sinners are destroyed.